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@mexitalianbeef

male sex symbol šŸ’‹ i overshare; you can relate to me or unfollow āœŒļø this is a personal non-work-related account šŸ˜… i post lots of little dogs + little snacks šŸ¾

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Iā€™m so mad that I started choking down the recommended TWO glucosamine msm capsules a day instead of just one and my creaky body started actually feeling better like how annoying

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Obsessed with this photo from the Boogie Nights premiere of Heather Graham (Roller Girl) with real life adult film star Nina Hartley (Little Billā€™s wife)

Obsessed with this photo from the Boogie Nights premiere of Heather Graham (Roller Girl) with real life adult film star Nina Hartley (Little Billā€™s wife)
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gotta pay the cost (squeeze the booty and sweet talk a little) to be the boss (boyfriend wakes me up with fresh French press with my exact preferred amount of sugar and milk in it)

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Worst thing that ever happened to me is getting a credit card that gives me 4% cash back on $5 drinks at the gay bar. By the time I get finished rationalizing, Iā€™ve made a profit