Did I accidentally just become a promoter?

Damn we dropping 2 new songs before May for you ungrateful fucks

I only write bangers

Damn, I might be an anarchist

I’ve replaced many of my slurs with the word “loser”. So if I call you one, know I called you something worse in my head

Every day is a struggle to not choose violence 🙃

Booked the shit myself Playing in 2 bands Made the flyer Made the merch I am going to die

“He’s just a friend” So that was a lie…

If you play hard to get, ima ignore the fuck out of you

I said I wanted to play arenas and by god I’m gonna make it happen

The anxiety of dating is too much but damn is this chick fine

Post-Date McDonald Will always be the vibe 🖤

the new turnstile album is a no skip album because I’m turning it off

Best I can do is 7 and emotionally available. Don’t ask for more

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being a grower and not a shower is not for the weak…

Im getting drunk and watching Pride & Prejudice tonight so NOBODY FUCKING BOTHER ME

imagine spending your last moments on earth staring at some college student like this

2 weeks of Till Failure sets and I’ve gained SOOOO much muscle back it’s insane

Tonight I learned pull 10/10’s but I have to sacrifice some of my morals Please help