im very aroused

where my fellow pyra gooners #downdetectortwt

Finger in my bootay

#IndiaPakistanWar sending 5 hotdogs in support!

Mevans

I haven't jerked it to pyra in like 10 minutes... heh.... new record

Heh.... what's a job...

Going on a diet starting now! I will only be consuming 4 thousand calories from now on. Thats down from my usual 6 thousand a day!

I accidentally consumed 8 thousand....

I have fucking had it.

Accidentally shit my pants a little

My dumb cat ate my mcdonalds!!!! 😡 😡 😡 This cat is getting #Castrated

bought myself a geekbar today! (i snuck a little fent in hehe)

Had to record myself taking a shit after my recent McDonald's meal! it was so pleasant! It felt so good to get it out!

I support AI generation !

I should let you all know that I am NOT a g*y !

Do you think when our ancestors was figuring shit out they made a dude have sex with a horse to try and make a centaur? #ShowerThoughts

Mom said no McDonalds tonight...... I've had it....

Mom is making me take a shower again..... I'm really getting pissed off!

I'm feeling sexy! The mevster is horny and ready to mingle!