#FireDavidStearns

Happy 35th birthday to Jose Altuve! Repost and like for a chance to win this autographed relic card.

Oh no, Mets Raccoon! Yes, the #Mets’ division lead has shrunk to just two games. But they’re still on top! Please get the help you so desperately need.

The iconic Yogi Berra was born OTD in 1925. Repost and reply for a chance to win this Topps Archives card.

#BryceLice

Happy birthday to Mr. October! We're giving away this sweet Reggie Jackson card for his 79th birthday! Repost and reply for your chance to win.

Happy birthday to Bartolo Colon! 🥳 Repost and reply for your chance to win this Topps Dynasty autographed card!

I like to come on here occasionally to a report on Mets Raccoon’s crazy life. The latest: he took out Half-Pint’s chickens!

Mackey Update: Guess who I get to babysit for ten days?! This cutie!

Mackey Update: Babysitting the pooch. Eating my sandwich at the table and look who is in my crotch. He’s goofier than me. 🤣🤣🤣

How brutal is this Mets rut? This brutal:

Mackey Update: We are officially in the dog days of summer.

One down, one to go! If Elon sells, the Goof will return! PS: I’m still shocked that Linda lasted THIS long. axios.com/2025/07/09/x-c…

MLB is giving away a pair of every Nike City Connect Air Max shoe 👀 Repost and reply with your favorite team for chance to win one of these exclusive pairs! There's only one pair of each sneaker in size eleven

Happy birthday to the Iron Man, Cal Ripken Jr. 🎉 Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed card!

My latest rare appearance is just to point out how bad things have gotten for Mets Raccoon. I do hope you’re all doing better than him!

So happy Mets Raccoon is getting the help he needs!

A rare message from the Goof: David Stearns is a disaster. And Steven Cohen cares more about a new casino than the @mets.

Mackey Update: He’s visiting his great-uncle for Christmas. It’s great having my Jeopardy buddy here.

I hope all my old friends on here had a nice Christmas. Miss you.