Hey Donald J. Trump, we are an American-owned company and we want to distribute a new beer, but the shutdown includes the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau... so we currently can't move forward. Please help. The people want the beer. #beer2020

Everyone knows Tom hates being tickled. Good call on the roughing the passer. #AFCChampionship

Thumbs Up, New Orleans canalstreetchronicles.com/2019/1/26/1819… via Canal St. Chronicles

If there is a good Brut IPA out there, someone please tell me which one it is.

By far the biggest story in LA today is that it’s raining

Sunday, February 3 2019 will be forever remembered by Angelinos as that day it rained and no one could go to brunch

Update: it has stopped raining in Los Angeles and now it is a Sunday like any other

First piece of fiction from Method has gone into the wild

Today my graduate student finished running experiments that demonstrated one of the major hypotheses of the lab was incorrect. The first thing I did was congratulate him on running well thought out experiments. The data is the data.

Today, Oregon's oldest brewery, @bridgeportbrew has ceased its brewing operations. BridgePort will close its pub on March 10, 2019. Details: brewpublic.com/beer-news/brid… #bridgeport #bridgeportbrewing

I think my two dominant emotional states are sense of dread and lust for burritos.

Don’t be sad it’s over, be proud it taught us so much. Congrats to all the men and women of NASA on a Mars Rovers mission that beat all expectations, inspired a new generation of Americans, and demands we keep investing in science that pushes the boundaries of human knowledge.

Did the Buffalo Bills put him up to this?

When scientists put slime mold over a map of Tokyo, with food used to represent urban areas, and after a day the mold created a network nearly identical to Tokyo's rail network: all this without any brain ow.ly/7CA730o4Sjk

I’ve employed this solution in multiple labs. Probably gets more talk than any science I did therein.

What would happen if we treated labs and research groups like the work environments they actually are? If grad students and post-docs could expect defined vacation time and benefits, there was a defined code of conduct and an HR to go to when problems arose? 1/3

Congratulations to Katie Bouman to whom we owe the first photograph of a black hole ever. Not seeing her name circulate nearly enough in the press. Amazing work. And here’s to more women in science (getting their credit and being remembered in history) 💥🔥☄️