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a few things that happened to myself and my six brothers during the course of our lEaRn a tRadE jobs Nearly run over on multiple occasions during vehicle extrications Bosses demanding us to clear combine head blockages with bare hands and running machinery physically assaulted

in this thread lots of obese people are in terminal stages of denial

“Your looks don’t matter.” (Posts pic of incredibly sexy man)

They charged one of our guys in Federal court for MEMES and terminated thousands and you're mad we finally got someone *fired* that can literally walk across the street and get another job? LMAO what a bunch of soft losers. You aren't anyone that could be trusted.

3 kids over here, guess I’ll be going back to enjoying the vibe…

Guy simps on helping do chores, women everywhere hate it. 😂

They’re just floating this so the tax proposal that actually gets passed will seem downright reasonable. Pacing and leading.

You can make 150k to 200k in a benefited position, 2 year degree, that requires 36 to 48 hours a week of work all across the Midwest from Oklahoma to Minnesota. 90% female workforce.

yeah we don't need any laws he's broken, just PROSECUTE lmao

Tom Clancy book sales UP

Only countries that embody a weorold-sāwol should fight to the last man. Such countries would include the USA, Russia, or Japan. Ukraine is a dirt country used as a monkey’s paw for the US elite, they should give up.

we need a word for when people are more attractive in profile than face on. What is it?

If you aren’t racist you are literally mentally ill from an evolutionary biology standpoint

There is a as close as possible guaranteed path to a $125k job with a two-year degree available in every city over 80k population in the US. Requires working nights and weekends. 36 to 48 hours a week. Remarkably don't see many downtrodden youths doing this, it's sorority

literally my children every day lmao

palmer just told me he wants a working prototype of “the big robot from pacific rim” by friday fml

mfw no one cares about my 50% tax rate but everyone cares about a 10% tariff

b unfortunately this is just what cajun men look like. he’s probably having fun

'no-helmet' laws are secretly funded by the large organ transplant companies in red states to increase the pool of eligible organ donors