The simplest answer is to say it's ok to burn the flag but you have to do it on your own property. 0 flags would be burned.

If god exists then the proof will be that the meteor gets here before Taylor Swifts wedding takes over the world.

Going all-in on buying Vietnamese currency because I love dong

The left is defending trans shooters like a dog owner when their pit bull eats a kid

Jesus has his own book.

Jennifer Bendery That's literally you. You staged a stupid photo for your own shitty article?

Me: gonna buy that $300 flashlight. Hope it doesn't disappoint. $300 flashlight:

Brian Krassenstein I don’t give a shit what you call it

And this is why you should be building a killdozer

I am told that as a state representative this is the moment where I'm supposed to express my heartfelt condolences and then stand in solidarity with those on the other side of the aisle as we condemn political violence and stand unified as one people. But we aren't "one people"

Agree 100%. If you celebrate murder you should be treated like the local registered pedophile.

So many teachers are going to get fired this week test scores will go up

We know EXACTLY how we got here. Don't let them gaslight you into forgetting.

From this point forward I will look you directly in the eye and tap the "no tip" button.

Some of yall tried to say this was done by John Wick instead of a pencil armed retard.

I was wrong, and I apologize. I have deleted the post.

It's 2028. President Gavin Newsom has just been elected. By law, everyone has to be gay. But! Importantly! You get a choice. You choose to be:

I have resigned as the honorary secretary of the Oxford Literary Debating & Union Trust, the charity that owns the Oxford Union’s buildings, and dispenses its charitable responsibilities onto the Union as its delegate. The callousness of the Union’s President-Elect has shocked

Been at the local fair, so how's the left reacting to Charlie Kirks widow?

Whoever invents a new candy that can be thrown out during parades has my vote I'm tired of all these tootsie rolls.