Hello I’m calling for Mr Oaker first name Weedsam

Cheesecake Factory pasta tastes like prestige 10/10 prison food. Like the menu was designed by ex-cons who got nostalgic

We told her she has to get a Fake Email Job

When I turn 50 I start to dress like this

i Don’t Understand why Anybody Does Anything

it’s like I always say

make comedy illegal again. pack it in.

admittedly there is some pretty incredible stuff on youtube

The pot to kettle pipeline

my application for pope was not even considered....

Pope mode

T shirt that says i got my daddys temper and my mamas autism

Bumping this again, it's one of the better things I've written, and It's probably worth your time. unless your time is like, super unreal expensive, in which case you should fund keep planning 🫶🕊

I just know that NYPD Ice cream truck only got warm ass-flattened choco tacos for sale

Gonna be in the PNW 1st through 11th holla at

These buttheads got a 12 on their SAT tests

Camera by the wonderful V.C. Tera: Trouble with the heart ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡

Do they have Pulitzers for the titles of Yahoo articles