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Metaphor

@metaunderbog

Gamer, software writer, consultant, father, husband, son. Not necessarily in that order.

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calendar_today07-06-2015 03:02:58

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Someone abandoned this beautiful 92lb Lab mix named Bear nearly right in front of Max’s roommate Nick. We immediately pre-adopted him, and fate willing he’ll be ours today. People can be trash.

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I’ve now lost enough weight all my old stuff fits! Including this gem I’m not sure I’ve ever worn before. Seems appropriate after that semifinal match Liquid v Echo. It was top 5 of all the matches I’ve watched and by this point, that’s a ton of matches! #AWC

I’ve now lost enough weight all my old stuff fits! Including this gem I’m not sure I’ve ever worn before. Seems appropriate after that semifinal match Liquid v Echo. It was top 5 of all the matches I’ve watched and by this point, that’s a ton of matches! #AWC
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I was thinking of maybe playing WoW again but everyone who still remembers me is like multiclass R1. Don’t look at me while I don my vengeful shaman shoulders I got for 2200 in 5s a century ago…

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So, as I reconnect to this crazy game, I notice there are like 2 Horde players top ten on the arena ladder. WTF, WarcraftDevs?!? Maybe some love for us uglies over here in Orgrimmar? #forthehorde #zugzug

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Congratulations, Nick and your whole Welcome to the Jungle team! Max and our whole family is so proud of y’all! Even Mrs Meta, who couldn’t be bothered to worry about any eSport, watched some of your matches and cheered for you!