haha, appaz there’s a flag roundabout near me so i might go and take a selfie with it for posterity.

waste no time arguing what a good person should be - be one.

ugghh. i love it.

i don’t even wear a lanyard at work. i do not give a fuck.

mans in bristol city. the plan is simplicity itself: get well loose.

gonna finish this big glass of burgundy THEN i’m gonna get right on it.

live and direct

mans well deep now. let’s go.

scarfing a five guys and watching re-runs of bullseye, trying to see off this hangover before i go and do it all again 😂

if anyone down that bristol fancies a gentlemanly yet violent straightener, followed by a firm handshake and several light ales, hmu.

am i alone in thinking this is actually rather aesthetic?

some legit international musicians just rocked up at my hotel. i do hope this gets interesting 😂

fucked my body clock so hard. this is the most awake i’ve felt all day 😂

i have failed spectacularly in having a ‘quiet one’.

the persistence of memory

when life gives you abysses, you can just say ‘fuck this abyss’, and bounce.

oh yes, your email found me. now prepare to face the consequences.