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Ask Siri to tweet “Buy the Dip” one last time with my dying breath

One of the reasons why AI adoption has been so fast while crypto has struggled for pmf is that the general audience has been primed by sci-fi for decades to anticipate AI. Whereas crypto is entirely novel tech in that it was almost never anticipated in any major sci-fi

The 1000th biggest US company - OpenStream $OS - has a market cap of $5B The 1000th biggest coin on Coingecko - Incrypt $INC - has a market cap of $25M Crypto is penny stocks and as long as penny stocks exist, crypto will exist too

There is a strange narrative dichotomy in popular media where somehow you either have material goods OR you have kids Meanwhile, go through the list of actually wealthy people - the billionaires and the CEOs and the entrepreneurs - and you’ll find that they all have multiple

Imagine thinking that the job of the architect is to just draw shit on paper and not to actually scream at contractors and throw hissy fits when they invariably mess up

All the AI doomerism and flatlining chart is just the fuel for the next leg up Anyone who thinks the AI trade is over didn’t see the latest set of models. Opus 4.5 is a legitimate engineer. Nano Banana Pro eats the entire graphic design industry Trillions more

$HYPE is the decentralized $HOOD trade but too many of you won't hold for the eventual $100B

Can you front me $100? Got liquidated again

A few thoughts as we enter the last month of probably one of the toughest trading years I've ever had: 1. We've been in a bear market since Trump's innaugration. The rally from Nov 4 to Jan 20 was effectively pricing in the future pro-crypto legislation that was going to happen

We are going below Saylor’s average (74k) within this week BTC long trade is over. Saylor kickstarted the Luna doom loop

Saylor’s bid has completely warped the character of Bitcoin as a global liquidity indicator. It no longer serves as a beta to Nasdaq, a gold-like hedge, or as a barometer of macro liquidity. The entire pump up was artificially fueled by Saylor running a sophisticated ponzi The

Saylor going bankrupt BTC can't be a serious store of value and/or sovereign hedge if one private, for-profit entity publicly owns 650,000 of the coins

I'm always amazed at the speed with which casual elite consumption became normalized. Eating out, ordering in, multiple vacations, buying-things-just-because-you-like-them used to be all markers of elite consumption yet you see every rando with a half-decent job either doing it

people will do anything to replace that gaping child-sized hole in their lives instead of actually having a child

Grown up middle aged who can’t tolerate the crying of a baby need to be ostracized from society. You’ve failed every single biological imperative programmed inside you and reduced yourself to a creature groveling on social media for imaginary likes Pathetic beyond measure

An understated aspect of vibe coding your own tools: you don’t have to login or worry about data security I vibe coded my own screenshot extension because I liked my arrows a certain way. The tool I was using earlier asked for logins But because this extension is all installed

They lure you in with “$ZEC to $10k” and then turn around and tell you that you’re a loser for looking at the price In no industry other than crypto do the wealthiest get together to pump and dump a coin You don’t see Brin and Bezos shill you a stock and then paint the chart

The enduring image of the suit as the sartorial choice when talking serious money still surprises me These are dudes who are worth tens of millions of dollars and have made and lost millions in deals while wearing sweatpants Yet somehow when they have to talk up a fund, they

Artists will create shit like this and then post on /antiAI subreddits about how AI art is awful and soulless

We need to normalize dying