u know zebulon is cooked when they’re playing mo mamba….

you know it’s bad when you get cat called and you walk away from it being like i needed that.. i actually needed that so yeah thank you.

what doesn’t kill u walks up to u 3 months later randomly at the bar

as long as there is delusion there is hope

When you just know two people are ig mutuals because they matched on hinge. Go ahead fuck my bitch. Get it over with

i cant find this song called happy hour by rxknephew anywhere😭 its not on yt or soundcloud or reddit they scraped it off the net.... it wasnt even that bad i cant believe i'll never get to hear it again

also fakemink is really good i just hate that it was introduced to me by the most annoying narcissist mfer

to my future husband in 5 years: i love u so much everyday forverv

how the mechanic looked at me this morning when i asked why i have to pay 4 grand for car repairs

manifestation lionsgate portal is working…

Baller and GOAT specializing in clout chasing.

do you want $100 or an academy award

She’s playing hard to forget

know a man who shed tears when he found out dasha got married

pulling up so bloated to the function it looks like i’m harboring someone’s child or an ovarian cyst

i’ll tell you what that new bar Italia is quite moreish

felt like her all summer

#thoughtdaughter

i love my british penpal cos he’ll say stuff like u reckon these lot like Dean blunt

today’s fun drink is mango cart while i watch ivy wolk do stand up