I think I have to have 6, or 7, or 8, the more above him

actually kills me that Messi has the most goals contributions ever, 2nd most goals ever, most assists ever, most outside the box goals ever, 4th most free kick goals ever, most dribbles ever, most MOTMs ever, most ballon d'ors ever, most golden boots ever, and most trophies ever

Germany: - Defeated Messi in a World Cup final - Dunked a 8x2 loss on Messi's head in a UCL KO - Invented Marc André ter Stegen Hands down the biggest villain in Messi's career

the years of Messi comparisons really got into his head, he used to be a more likeable character in his early days

I honestly love Jamie Carragher I don't care what anybody says dude is too funny

just peeped Pessi was an actual real event of humanity and it was not me hallucinating for over 20 years about a midget dribbling past everyone and scoring and assisting a billion times per season

him mixing religions like that shit is alchemy while the commentators laugh at him is fucking killing me man

we deadarse allowed BUMS to say this monster isn't the greatest big game player ever...

man this random ass bitch keeps scoring just let it go dude the dwarf will play for 30 minutes and outscore you again can you please leave that golden boot for us already

Maradonkey watching him pulling a first touch he could never

70% of Messi's assists in major international tournaments came in knockout phases

Andrés' leg appearance

I might want the MLS Cup more than the World Cup

The history books will laud Messi, and yet their limitations will do him a disservice