me in 15 years: dont... dont ffuck with millennials... i logged on with a DIAL UP MODEM and went to the MALL. i went to SPENCER's GIFTS at the MALL. so if you gen alpha crimblos think you can take me... think again. (i have brain damage form unregulated disposable vapes)

New episode of the strangely popular but totally unnecessary podcast we're doing about every single episode of the insane cryptid-hunting reality show Mountain Monsters. The podcast is called BIGFEETS, links in first reply:

It's Friday! Which means Seanbaby has the perfect Christian murder manifesto to kick off your weekend plans. IT'S FREE because we believe the good lord would hate that. 1900hotdog.com/2024/09/nerdin…

played a game of commander last night and someone pointed out that another player was able to go infinite so we all scooped and started over. what a good and fun format where someone can win and not even realize or enjoy it. it's good that this is what magic is now

literally everything is getting worse and more expensive, yeah

do you think like back when rob schneider was doing deuce bigelow he was secretly harboring simmering resentments and fury or did he hit his head on the set of deuce bigelow and it Changed him

found my new favorite guy

should i start streaming with my face. people like seeing human faces i think. something in their brains activates when they see one

for the crime of making a game about black dwarves and having blue hair you have been sentenced to mega prison. may gandelf have mercy on your soul

watching a movie where all the women have insane 90s implants, buff bagwell is the villain, and kevin eastman shows up because he was married to one of the leads at the time. this is the closest i have ever come to being an unironic retvrn person

merritt k In the future everyone will lounge on divans and simply say the names of commanders and their infinite set ups to save time (and money). All play and pleasure will be mental.

theyre making a hobbit animal crossing game and there's a video of a dev with blue hair and another one saying 'we want this game to feel like a warm hug.' this is an open declaration of genocide against gamerkind

you can see twitter starting to become FB in real time. accounts get big by posting stolen videos/AI slop and make a little money off verification and once they get big enough they're going to pivot to trying to scamming credulous users

"this is an open declaration of genocide against gamers" during an active genocide is definitely a hill to die on but hey, at least you're dead

The guys mad at the new Hobbit game:

um... i hope this is sarcarsm....