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courtney ๐Ÿ

@merricats

Dear Diary, you ainโ€™t never gonna believe what I am about to write down on yous

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dexter's friends: can you imagine what it's like to kill a guy dexter: nope dexter's inner monologue: except that I can, because I'm a serial killer

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Iโ€™m physically unable to stop watching this video. Iโ€™ve seen it 10,000 times and I will watch it 10,000 more times. The oil rigsssssss.

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God that one tweet about someone yelling that a dog canโ€™t play basketball while a golden retriever is constantly dunking on us is truly one of the most evergreen things on hereโ€ฆ.

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Ophelia played a disappearing act today and Iโ€™m still so emotionally fragile from my uncle passing I was spiraling so hard but she just emerged from Nephews headboard somehow SO NOW IM READY TO BE FULL TRUMPSDEADMAXXING

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we should all just keep pretending he died-like that episode of South Park where everyone decides to ignore cartman and he thinks he died and became a ghost

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When it finally does happen I donโ€™t want to hear any โ€œBUT-BUT-BUT VANCE!!!!!โ€ handwringing like yeah no shit weโ€™re still fucked but he is not a cult leader who has had half the country in deep psychosis for the last decade