"The perfect girlfriend doesn't ex-"

'Straighten the rows, stand feet to feet, shoulder to shoulder. Leave no gaps for shaytaan. Istaaaaaaaaawu'

New fav video on the internet x.com/paranoiastory/…

Dear girls, Never beg for a guy's affection and attention. He will give it to you without asking if he really values you. Never put yourself that low. No guy is worth your dignity and honor. Respect yourself. Know your worth. I’m a man. Trust me, I know.

Sums up British manners quite well. 🇬🇧🏍

Hahahahaha bodoh sial jadi intro 20th Century Fox.

This video makes my day 2029292x worse lmaooooo x.com/followingnia/s…

YASZZZ BISHHH x.com/amazlngnature/…

Ulti deny roshan tp jarang tak piaw x.com/aishedrin/stat…

When i tell you this shit hit me like a train..

5/8 🎉 Happy Birthday to the creator of Fullmetal Alchemist, Hiromu Arakawa!!

Sebab aku tengok, yang lain kena tengok sekali x.com/keezy_montana/…

My organs: water??? Me: *picks up water* My organs: :-) Me: *pour water into bong* My organs: ayyyyyyy Me: ayyyyyyyy