Just sat down to read paper..nearly choked on my cuppa soup!!

This is disgraceful. The Chelsea player appear to forget where they've come from. Shame on Chelsea FC

Channel 4, I would like to formally request a 90 minute special of 24 Hours in Police Custody on the arrest of ex-Prince Andrew. Full timeline. Bodycam. Interview room. No sympathetic lighting. (Channel 4) #PrinceAndrew

Bet he woke up this morning thinking "well wonder what surprises lay ahead for me on this my birthday"!

Haha ..gob on him S💕 Jess ..

Cannot resist I'm a right cow at times

What a knobhead as a certain 2 year old would say Jess S💕

This has to be the best one 😂

Ok. This is brilliant.

I bought this jig saw to keep grandkids quite for an hour or so. Well it took me exactly an hour to put it together..let's hope it keeps them quiet for at least 3 hours! It was so hard

in his own words

Only S💕 could miss the joke. Too busy doing her make up like Donald trumps to take notice

RELEASE THEM ALL!

Where are these women now. Maybe they can shine a light on what happened when they met this man? Minus his orange skin and white hair. Just asking for a friend

Check out this 3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale on Rightmove rightmove.co.uk/properties/876… Please do have a look xx

Check out this 3 bedroom semi-detached house for sale on Rightmove rightmove.co.uk/properties/876…

Today is Purim. So only my grandkids could go as a sumo and ..Donald Trump! That's my boys xx Then little girls..all.sugar and spice. Tony Maudsley ..looks good doesn't he. Cannot get the orange makeup off now

Nearly 60k people seen this. He's famous ..and much nicer than the real thing