If you just hold off on the dentist for 5 years, he gives you with gas and numbing your whole face.

I can’t take anything seriously rn.

RT @ 🔒

your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

TRUMP: We’re bringing back the Taco Bell chihuahua. We have its bones, we’re cloning, it will be saying “yo quiero Taco Bell” like it did in the 1950s and 1980s. “Yo quiero Taco Bell”… YO QUIERO… and we are bringing back the Quiznos monsters,

Spreading genocidal transphobic lies when his own daughter is trans is an unfathomable level of evil. Even Dick Cheney was able to have empathy for LGBTQ people.

I’m conflicted. It’s mid.

Omg I just woke up is he?

Ouch Manning. 😬

The Elders remember the Shula years.

I’ve imbued my spirit into this beautiful, lazy creature. ❤️

You ever get so deep in music nostalgia? Like I’ve been listening to Pretty Girls Make Graves and Piebald to feel.

Me.

I’ll be 38 years old in 25 days and I’ve finally taught myself to French Braid my own hair.

No matter how sick your dad is, he’s still going to tell you when your wheel bearings need checking within 3 minutes of being in the car cause that’s dad code.

Strong words, sir.

Gonna have to burn the sage after this one.