I figured out who taught Kamala how to pose during the debate! It was Deb!

I get it now. Every time I see a post/tweet where someone is geeking out over the lineup at Sommo, that's what I must sound like as a wrestling fan to anyone who doesn't follow wrestling.

Fifty years ago today, these two kids decided to get married. Still going strong, still on this journey through life together.💕 Happy Anniversary, Mom & Dad!

No, I don’t want to be warm. I want to be cold and then made warm by a blanket. There is a difference.

I loved her in Sing.

I took such a good Dad Nap™️ Saturday evening that I woke up thinking it was Monday morning and I forgot to set my alarm.😴

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I must find these. Gimme.

Assassination(ish) attempts, lies, conspiracy theories, arrests, Diddy vile af, billionaires, stupidity, construction, new construction, no one knows how to zipper merge...just...ugh...

If we're in the downfall of celebrity, I am here for it. Placing one's self above everyone else means you will eventually topple and fall.

This Friday, I start my quest for all things cinnamon-scented. Fall is coming. Be prepared.

It's true, though 🤣

46 years ago today, WKRP in Cincinnati debuted on CBS. From episode 1, when DJ John Caravella transformed into Dr. Johnny Fever, and WKRP became a rock and roll station.

Just going my job

*A crow knocks at the door and a lady answers* CROW: Would you like to donate to my charity? LADY: What is it called? CROW: Caw! Caw! Caw! Caw! LADY: Okay, as it's four good caws

Leaving this here for hot lego nerd and rob 🍉

I disagree with Shannon that she isn't adorable in this photo because I think she totally is. We both are. If you disagree, you are wrong and we will not hear differently to the contrary. 10/10 adorable. We rock.

So, I got my first crotch shot DM today *bows, thanks supporters* Flattered that you think your limp d*ck in underwear pic would be enough to woo me, but I'm good. Thanks. Never do that again. *bows, thanks supporters*

🍁 Happy First Day of Autumn, my friends 🍂