Nobody’s allowed to make fun of me tonight none of the barbershops are open

I haven’t tweeted much lately because I have 3 kids under four years old in my house and I’ve been planning my escape from this prison they call home.

“Here lies Dobby, a Free Elf.” #HappyBirthdayDobby #RIPDobby

Take care of your kids...

Saturday plans: wine and folklore

Thank you 9️⃣

It might be Labor Day weekend, but let’s all remember that we're still in the middle of a pandemic. Wear a mask, practice social distancing, and follow the experts. It’ll save lives.

Just days before Ginsburg's death, as her strength waned, she dictated this statement to her granddaughter: "My most fervent wish is that I will not be replaced until a new president is installed." npr.org/2020/09/18/100…

“Gentlemen, do you realize you are both speaking at the same time?” is the story of every woman in any business meeting ever #Debates2020

This is why I wanted a woman President.

I can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president

Donald J. Trump You're right on time...

Can flies get covid?

So much yes!

I don’t ever want to hear someone say “this is not who we are” ever again. This is very clearly who half of us are.

The internet went bonkers... But she didn't kick the ball out of bounds.. She didn't give up a touchdown.. She set up the defense.. Congrats to @SarahFuller_27 #PatMcAfeeShowLIVE

Police tear gassed peaceful Democratic protestors so that Trump could hold a Bible for the cameras. But pro-Trump protestors have successfully breached the US Capitol building without so much as a single pepper ball. Funny how that works out.

Arrest this mother fucker and his whole family that “loves” these terrorists and calls them “patriots”. This is treason.