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Merder Kitten

@merderkitten

Dork Chop, Anarchist Cat Owner, Angry Ball of Fur with Knives. Floozy penguin. An island of lizards in a trenchcoat. Pterodactyl crotch. Deaf Girl™️

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calendar_today29-08-2019 20:49:52

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You know what's more difficult to deal with?

Forced sex. Forced interaction. Forced fists.

Deal with your own hard-ons.

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JFK wasn't even supposed to BE the president. It was supposed to be his older brother, who sacrificed himself to gain family approval. 🙄

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katie(@focusfronting) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ok let’s say Joan and Susie Gilbert are buying a sign for the mailbox at their house. what should the sign read?

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MJ 📖🐝🗝️🗡️(@SingingDogz) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Who wants to help someone lose their account? Plenty more where this came from.
Retweet and report. I recommend not engaging; he gets off on the attention.

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