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Because I watched Bob's Burgers, I might enjoy Dear White People. If you enjoy apple sauce, you might like haircuts.

Seedless watermelon is convenient. Seedless kush is life changing.

700 tweets in and no one's even brought me a sandwich

youtube.com/watch?v=oawcsW… New video released yesterday! Check out what we're up to these days.

youtube.com/watch?v=oawcsW… I should be on Twitter more!!

Just opened up this juicy blister on my foot #waterworks

NES emulator with 2018 Tecmo Super Bowl is dope. Got the USB Nintendo controller. Pot head loser shit XD

here's a big word: "egregious" Google it, use it

YouTube come on with the bullshit. 3 minute 43 second advertisement with no skip option?! LEVEL 4 fuckery in progess

I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU, IT'S TOO LOUD IN HERE SINCE YOU SWITCHED TO CAPSLOCK

my condolences to anyone who used their #1 pick on David Johnson. you made the right choice but luck was not on your side #whoops

Will this combo of Zeke/Kareem Hunt/Dalvin Cook take me all the way? I've got Gillislee on standby for bye situations

just because you like to get stoned and binge watch Rick & Morty doesn't necessarily make you awesome, though it does not hurt your case

I first heard songs from Haystak by downloading them for free from Napster #2001shit

For every form of art there is an audience.

Conspiracy theories are like brand-new cars with fluorescent paint jobs... well, not really. but you know what i mean though #deepthoughts

don't even ask me a stupid fucking question like "do i want extra cheese". you're wasting your time and mine, here.

bowl of hydro + led zeppelin mp3s #goodmorning

GREAT SCOTT this dab o' wax sent my brain back to the future with Marty McFly