No one's going to write the headline so I will: "How will freezing Putin's money affect Republican's chances in the midterms?"

Let's just be friends. Let's merely intertwine our lives, serving as support and fellow celebrant through the ups and downs of an entire human lifetime. Only that.

"I'm going to leave an odd glowing stone under your pillow." "Still better than BitCoin." #scenesfromrehearsal #myfriends #thesnipesheet

If you are still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.

Does anyone know folks in Amsterdam making a seder on the first night of Pesach? I have a loved one who's traveling on business and needs a seder. #passover #seder #amsterdam

PoPville our puppy Pablo was robbed from us at gunpoint outside CVS on 8th Street this afternoon. He has a blue eye and is 11 weeks. The robbers will likely try to sell him; please keep an eye out on Craigslist and Facebook. We are devastated.

For my Bone fans. I know you're out there. #augh-Netflix-why

Because this is frequently how I feel after a long day.

Visit nefilk.us for the preliminary schedule grid and the song contest announcements for NEWhe3re.

"Are dingbats marsupials?" #NoContextForYou

Biblically accurate Furby

Yup. Ask any First Nations woman or Romany woman what this really means. #ItsNotCharitableFeeling

I have a solid mash-up in my head of Animotion's Obsession youtu.be/hIs5StN8J-0 with Oingo Boingo's Weird Science youtu.be/Jm-upHSP9KU. Did someone do this? (because they should!) #MashUps #ItsAn80sVibe

Happy birthday! Still one of my favorites.

I started reading my best friend's novels in Grade 9. Now you all can finally join me. 📚

Because I love Matt Wallace is Updates Only enough to make crude explainer drawings at lunch.