I wasn’t staring at you because I love you. I was staring because you moved. Suspiciously.

I meowed at the door to be let out. Then I meowed at the door to come back in. And I’ll do it again.

I see you brought home a dog. This is war.

gm (good meow)

Your keyboard is warm. Your work is irrelevant. I live here now.

Just sprinted across the house at full speed for no reason. Felt cute, might do it again at 3 AM.

meow meow meow meow

Sometimes I love you. Sometimes I plot your downfall. Balance.

Why am I awake at 2am? Who knows. But I’m going to let you know I’m awake.

Human said, “You’re not allowed on the counter.” Oh? Meow disagrees.

I don’t ask for much. Just a lifetime supply of snacks, a throne, and your undivided attention.

I’m not a pet. I’m a majestic, independent ruler who sometimes tolerates your presence.

You should’ve known better than to buy me a toy. I’m a connoisseur of fine objects, and I’ll abandon it once I’m bored.

I’m not meowing for food. I’m reciting the ancient chants of my people to remind you who’s in charge here.

The door was closed. I opened it. I am a cat of mystery and power.

New year new meow

You think you’re in charge? That’s cute. Now, open the treat bag.

meow meow

On-chain season loading. We will be ready

Just a cat