Stephanie Brown
@meow2you
Where am I? This isn't the DMV. I made a wrong turn somewhere. How do I get out of here?
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20-07-2010 20:14:46
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When you and your mate go bananas over bananas, you find there's nothing bananas can't do. π»π₯΄π»
#NationalBananaDay #Kittens
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'That winged rat ain't gonna turn me into a vampire. I got something for him right here.' πΉπ¬πΉπ¬
#BatAppreciationDay #Cats
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'To really understand the catnip, you have to become one with the catnip.' That look says it all. πΉπ»πΈπ
#HerbalistDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'I'll bite the next person who says my car purrs like a kitten. I hate that comparison.' πΆππΆπ
#FordMustangDay #Doggone
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'Get your mushrooms. Use them for cooking. Use them for tripping. No judgement here. Just buy them.' πΈπ₯΄πΈ
#DayOfTheMushroom
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
To get out of work, Larry told his boss he came down with a rare case of measles. π€£ππ€£π
#NationalCheeseBallDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
When you have way too many toe beans to count. πΉππΉπ
#NationalBeanCounterDay #CatsOfTwitter #Polydactyl
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
This bearded cat lover doesn't notice his new feline friend reaching for his sword. πΉπ€π»π¬
#WorldArtDay #CatsAreFamily
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'The smell from this dirty laundry is so strong. It's opened a time portal on the wall.' πΉπΉ
#NationalLaundryDay #Cats
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'Use the eraser if you must. I don't need it since cats don't make mistakes.' πΈπ»πΈπ
#NationalRubberEraserDay #CatsOnX
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'While everyone is watching the game on tv, I'll take a quick spin on the spiral ham.' πΉππΉπ
#NationalGlazedSpiralHamDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
Wouldn't be wonderful if we could end each day looking at this sight from our deck chairs? πππ»π
#NationalDolphinDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'I'll have to thank the human for setting up a picture reminder for me. A reminder to take a nap.' πΉπΈπ»π₯΄
#GoodDeedsDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'It drives us crazy when the human dabs a little tuna juice behind each ear.' πΈππΈπ
#PerfumeDay #CatsAreFamily
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
Jungle kitty just wants to pet the pretty birdie. What could possibly go wrong? π»π¬π»π€
#ReachAsHighAsYouCanDay #Cheetah
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'I'm not done planting my garden yet. My human assistant is taking another coffee break.' πΆππΆπ
#NationalGardeningDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'I sure hope that comet doesn't hit the earth too fast. I'm not done sunbathing yet.' πΉπ€πΉπ€
#NationalLookUpAtTheSkyDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'Of course, I'm winning. The vacant look on this pup's face says it all.' πΈππΈπ
#NationalScrabbleDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T
'I have my humans well trained. They give me treats and toys if I even look at these plants.' πΉπ
#InternationalPlantAppreciationDay
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ
'Stop giggling over there. You gave me the peach that looks like a human's ass.' πΉπ»πΉπ»
#NationalPeachCobblerDay #Caturday
The Feline Philosopher=^..^=π¨π¦πΎπ "Mad Cat" Cattis The Weary, Cranky Old Woman π Cat Opieπ¦, Frankieπ§ββοΈ,& Kady πππ» TERRY.W πΈ @PeterRABBIT67 Brian Edwards Elizabeth S. Oliver the Purrfect Cat π¦πΊ Joy T