I’ve decided what I’m doing on my 50th. Replace skis w/roller skates & mountains w/Mykonos. The vodka soda will be an Aperol Spritz. If you live in Greece & will loan me a small dog in two years, that would be fab. What should I smoke? Chelsea Handler instagram.com/reel/C3xy0mDRp…

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So…it has been zero days since I was caught with my finger in the cake batter. Now that I think about it…i might enjoy cake batter more than cake. 🍰🍰🍰

I feel unseen (and old AF).

Does my hair match my giant margarita? Pull-up. 🌟🐠⚠️

Am I doing this right? It’s been a hot minute. What did I miss? 🔥

In case y'all forgot...I'm just in it for the shenanigans. Who's inviting me over to their mom's brunch this weekend?

Met an early stage founder who has a $12-15m enterprise contract about to close. Only raised angel money and she won’t need VC now. Just one big deal can make a B2B startup! ✨✨

This Advice will Change Your the Way you Look at this World (60 secs):

So, Outlook is waiting for Outlook to help me sign into Outlook using my Outlook account? Did I get that right? I have questions.

So, I got to chatting it up with my personal banker. She grew up in a murderous polygamist cult and escaped. I need to visit the bank more often. That’s all. Y’all good?

It has been a hot minute. Where should I start? This is me at the Texas State Fair. Even our fairs are big AF in Texas. 🎡 🥊

I put things away so they don’t get lost or for whatever reason, and I always “lose” them for a brief period of time. I am so good at putting things away that even I cannot find easily. Am I normal?

Rock on! #Raki 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

Who says you can’t nap in Istanbul over beer and raki? Brian Hill 🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

Stuck in an elevator in Istanbul. Guess we’ll drink raki while waiting for our rescue squad. #istanbul #turkey Brian Hill

Earthquake ✅. Stuck in an elevator ✅.