Do you realise how insane you have to be to put your face to this in return for 2 mins of internet recognition

Yeah but the national anthem is well shit if it was something like Hotel Room Service by Pitbull instead I’m sure he’d be bellowing it out before every match

Planking is a lost art, we should bring it back

Being a footballer a decade or two ago must have been unbelievable. None of this tiki taka inverted fullback bs, just pure hoofing the ball from 40 yards while on £30k a week

Reply to this tweet with influencer products/brands. No merch or anything like that, things like prime/feastables/crunchlabs. Got a flight and want to make a PowerPoint ranking them for a vid lol

I shall reign victorious. Nothing shall make me even let out a small chuckle. Nothing.

I’m not a conspiracy theorist but it’s convenient how so many footballers suddenly got “injured” right when the first episode of Talk Tuah dropped...

Talk tuah the hand because the face is spitting on that thang

DAVID RAYA BEST KEEPER IN THE WORLD YOU CANNOT TELL ME OTHERWISE

Who wouldn’t?

Rest in peace Chrysippus. You would have loved the hawk tuah meme. You would have loved it mate.

Spent the last few days looking into the smartschoolboy9 stuff. I’ve never seen anything like this in all my years. He is a once-in-lifetime, generational freak. It’s absolutely fascinating. How does someone even get like that? What must happen in their life?

Also, not enough people are talking about the music he makes. Easily some of the most baffling sounds my ears have ever came into contact with.