Lol im still so angry i cant decide whether masturbation or retail therapy will make it fade away so might as well just do both

my trauma is twlling me to cut everyone off and retreat back into solitude fr. fuck everyone fr lol. life's crazy

its actually funny now. it doesnt matter. im fine

I kinda thinks it's crazy that we're kicking so many people out of the country, especially considering we're at such a cold... well heated stage for war

THEY HIT THE PENTAGAWN!, except instead if the pentagon its tel aviv

how do you prepare a nation of people who have not known struggle for war?

i wonder if being bitten by a vampire is like a more painful mosquito bite but its like two mosquitos at once

if the rules of war have already been violated and that gives the warring nations free reign to violate them... that could exponentially devolve into something much worse

What if Future is a social experiment/foreign asset?

trying to convince the bouncer that the reason the metal detector is going off because of my cock ring and not my gun

Spotify Dj says he gonna play some songs full of life then immediately plays a somg i listen to when im sad - Tame impala - the less i know the better

thanks for that great news! im gonna go masturbate about this

NER0 lighting a cigarette in the middle and then smoking it like the lady and the tramp

i think it would be funny if i start lying to ppl but i cant do it without laughing

what if donald trump is lex luthor

if the world is really about to go to shit im about to spend so much money i could make a financial advisor cry

I love it when someone i talk to starts trying to say smart person buzzwords to me to get my intellectual attention because thats so cute to me. hell yea i will teach you all that i know and if i do not know we can bond through learning together

imagine being a world leader and an overwhelming number of people on the internet are discussing the ethics of raping you. Thats... so crazy. at such a point you cant help but imagine the villain is also a victim at that pont. like mojo jojo vs powerpuff girls

i appreciate that tech companies are now willing to sponsor nuclear programs as an attempt to support the energy consumption of ai, but i also am worried becase tech companies are now willing to sponsor nuclear programs as an attempt to support energy consumption of ai.

i think this war is going to show people how lacking the world is in warriors since peacetime