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“Um akshually sweaty this riot footage is from the last time we went batshit insane over a psyop, not the current ones.” Absolutely flawless argument, no notes.

Water is a molecule comprised of two hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom linking them, therefore water is a sandwich.

TONIGHT ON DISNEY+ Anansi, trickster god: Hey Tiger, gimme your balls. Tiger: Yeah, this seems like a good idea. LATER Anansi: Hey, monkeys, if a Tiger comes by, tell them you stole his balls. Monkeys: Yeah, this seems like a good idea. EVEN LATER Anansi: Ha ha ha, that

We're back to "Trump is a literal demigod" rhetoric. In a few weeks when Trump is caught using graphite irons it'll be "Trump is so weak and frail, omg"

BREAKING: HOMELAND SECURITY AND ICE HAVE LAUNCHED MASSIVE RAIDS IN TEXAS IN AN OPERATION CODENAMED "DEBBIE DOES DALLAS"

ICE right now:

It's been 12 hours and people are spiking the political football like they have any idea how any of this shit works.

Haters are welcome

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In a sane world these men would already be dead.

Sinners is about retarded people making stupid decisions.

I don’t see what the problem is here. The protester is stating “I will fight for this cause at the cost of my own life if necessary,” and the public is obliging them. At what point is this supposed to be a crime?

Zero chance this is a coincidence. I'm guessing Mossad is practicing fun and games.

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