Melly (@melrose1993) 's Twitter Profile
Melly

@melrose1993

I was standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets.........then it hit me!

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Elliot Hackney (@elliothackney) 's Twitter Profile Photo

- Calm the fuck down - Let me fuck Todd - I’m for cock - I’m a foot tall Which is it? Let me know for the #WOF and any other stories you want covering ✌🏼 x.com/RM___________/…

lumos 🇯🇲 (@lumos7) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Spurs Fan: There's been a power shift! North London Is White Arsenal Fan: So how many trophies have you man won recently ? Spurs Fan: x.com/005e5n/status/…

John McKenzie (@johnmckenzie88) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Keep seeing tweets from girls saying they ‘wouldn’t mind going 12 rounds’ with Anthony Joshua 🤔 Most of them, I assume, are not boxers at any level. There’s no way they could last 12 rounds in the ring with him. He would knock them clean out with 1 punch. Stupid stupid people .

Ludachris, Esq. (@ludachris_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The night’s watch: we wanna make Jon Snow Lord Commander. Jon snow: oh please no Lords of the north: we wanna make Jon Snow King in the North Jon snow: i don’t want to be. Sam: you’re the heir to the iron throne Jon snow:

Habibullah Khan (@huk06) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck? Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!! Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"

🎯 Tommy's Darts Tips (@tommysdartstips) 's Twitter Profile Photo

📆 ON THIS DAY: In 2004, Average Joe's Gym overcame a four-man deficit to defeat the Globo Gym Purple Cobras. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

📆 ON THIS DAY: In 2004, Average Joe's Gym overcame a four-man deficit to defeat the Globo Gym Purple Cobras.

"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"