One of the greatest FIFA rages of all time 😂😂😂

Illuminati confirmed IG: instagram.com/vikingthelab

🙄 Prefer Domino's Pizza thanks! They don’t take a week to deliver a tweet

"Lionel Messi has the ball." Jordi Alba running down the wing:

- Calm the fuck down - Let me fuck Todd - I’m for cock - I’m a foot tall Which is it? Let me know for the #WOF and any other stories you want covering ✌🏼 x.com/RM___________/…

Spurs Fan: There's been a power shift! North London Is White Arsenal Fan: So how many trophies have you man won recently ? Spurs Fan: x.com/005e5n/status/…

Keep seeing tweets from girls saying they ‘wouldn’t mind going 12 rounds’ with Anthony Joshua 🤔 Most of them, I assume, are not boxers at any level. There’s no way they could last 12 rounds in the ring with him. He would knock them clean out with 1 punch. Stupid stupid people .

If Christopher Nolan directed 'Bambi' 🦌 x.com/AlltimeMoviesY…

Sat outside a pub in London people watching with a pint and there’s nothing better #London #BREXIT

The night’s watch: we wanna make Jon Snow Lord Commander. Jon snow: oh please no Lords of the north: we wanna make Jon Snow King in the North Jon snow: i don’t want to be. Sam: you’re the heir to the iron throne Jon snow:

Come on Hulk Hogan , how about a shout out for a brother on his stag do over in Portugal?! Liam Harrison #RealAmerican #Hulkamania

Nelson didn’t fuck with that gay shit lmfaooo

Wife: “What are the scratch marks on your neck? Husband: Me and the guys went kayaking when out of the blue a seal appeared and slapped me on my neck with an Octopus!!! Wife: Do you honestly think I'm stupid enough to believe something as ridiculous as that?"

📆 ON THIS DAY: In 2004, Average Joe's Gym overcame a four-man deficit to defeat the Globo Gym Purple Cobras. "If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball"

Whenever I remember I can't play football

I rarely tweet…BUT ITS COMING HOME