i always have the urge to spend sooo much money when i get drunk…. what should i buy next

“just go to chicago” great city but why would i spend more money on travel than the actual tickets cost

sister just said getting drunk off barefoot wine is not classy but being a squirrel getting drunk off fermented berries is… bitch if i could i WOULD!!!

“libertarians are the most oppressed minority” god i fucking wish

I know its a privilege to not be involved in politics but i fear i need to avoid any sort of political information for the next week or i might get so depressed i can never recover

Living w a shitty roommate gave me an understanding of my parents that i did not have before

French bulldogs are the spawn of the devil

you guys have 17 friends ?

9 likes u know what that works im inviting u all to dinner❤️

i’m vibing with chape rone now… she complain about everything just like me

golden retriever puppies are so evil but my god are they cute

everyone reposting the fake brat features lmfaooooo

i dont care that much but i think its important to note that all those top troy songs are from 1-6 years ago while charlis are from 3 months ago😭

Ive never played a single save file more than like 6 hours

new jon bellion album possiblyyy its been like 6 years 😭😭