it’s not deep but mine will always be “morally corrupt faye resnick”

this was a turning point for me. there was before i saw this and after. it was changed me fundamentally and i am forever grateful

You guys can pay me to start those for you

i keep seeing good things about adam brody in “nobody wants this” but i need someone to let me know if krist*n b*ll is less off putting than usual before i watch

the only thing i have holding me back right now is that I have self-respect and dignity. thank god for kristen, who is unburdened by those anchors

reading the sweetgreen menu out loud to my boyfriend asking “doesn’t this sound sooo good 🔫” and he’s like oh yeah for sure

i’m 17 and AFRAID of Sabrina Carpenter was the working title for olivia rodrigo’s debut album

when the yoga instructor goes “you have already done the hardest part of class 😉….showing up 💅🏼😘” not gonna lie it hits every time like soooo true

when they said “u end up with a man like ur dad” i did not anticipate it would mean my bf would also insist on heating up the takeout food when we get home like it canNOT be that serious

7 years ago, Kathryn Hahn wrote a letter to herself and if you haven't read it yet, please do. Almost a decade later and it's still as powerful as it was back then.

My advice for young professionals? Move to DC. Live in the group row home. Build the work wardrobe. Find the free happy hours. Say yes. Walk around mall at night. Take the metro. Chill in Logan Circle. Be a menace in AdMo/U Street. Move to DC in your early career. No regrets.

a rush of “well, yes!” just went thru me rn hunter harris

me before learning i had adhd lol

sorry this is the funniest tagline ever djdjsjnsn

if astrology isn’t real then why are the only two people i can stand on summer house the only two earth signs in the cast?

pure distilled 2016 posting and I'm injecting it directly into my veins