i made steak for dinner yesterday, but i also made bulgogi yesterday to take to work

there is this japanese guy on tiktok who studies english for 10 seconds for every follower he gets🥺 i hope he makes it big, its such wholesome content

oden and salad i want crunchy vegetables, but also bouncy mochi at the same time, so i made the most random combo ever for dinner

i can FEEL that if i fart i will feel soooo good but its just not coming out :(

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"you should try a social media detox" no. istg the only reason ppl do it in the first place is to then be obnoxious af about it

bro wtf

my point still stands

here is my actual breakfast/lunch for today made a sanwich with paté and stir fried enoki mushrooms bc they would have gone bad otherwise

i was searching for my pc cable EVERYWHERE only to then notice that i was using it for my RICE COOKER WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY ALMOST THE SAME

she is so cute i wanna cry

its my lil brothers birthday today, and i made him a note, and my mom printed it out and out it on his present🥹

today i'm finally getting my internet done and THE MOMENT i sit down on the toilet the bell rings and the construction dude is here. i'm clenching my asscheeks so much rn

chat is this good

I KNEW MONSTER ENERGY IS THE WAY

dm me i can hit you up

literally played for the first time in a year🥹💖 its great to actually do your hobbies

having a good makeup day today

people setting me as their lock screen is SUCH a huge compliment omg because wdym you want me as your lockscreen??? im just a rando who blew up over shitposting on the internet thank you for making my days 🥹

my asswhole would simply get glued shut from all the sugar