the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care

Big news! (not really): finally redid my website like an adult professional! Yahoo! Check it out @ melissalee.org (.com was taken and I'm not a .net kind of gal)

Personally I am ~obsessed~ with the deinfluencing trend going around on TikTok right now

I live in a perpetual state of acid reflux #peaceluv25

Miffy at the Museum (1997)

if the name max bemis means literally anything to you, it's time for your retinol

I — and I cannot stress this enough — used to light you up, now I can’t even get you to play the drums

70 degrees out 😌 new boygenius song 😌 suddenly I’ve never felt depression in my life 😌

Five drinks to get to know me Water (my Hydro Flask IS an accessory) Ginger ale Caramel latte w/ soy or oat milk Trader Joe’s Orange Peach Mango juice Cold brew w/ vanilla cold foam

Yeah, I’m the mom friend (I read all of Deux Moi’s insta stories and send only the relevant and interesting ones to my friends)

People who don’t know how to use chopsticks in the year 2023: grow up

Why would I need to tell anyone I’m mentally ill when I listen to I Know The End every single day of my life

boygenius Asks Motherfuckers in the Back to Maybe Not Cry So Loudly l8r.it/Qu43

Thinking about the “I’m not like other girls 🤪” to “I’m exactly like other girls and I love it” pipeline

I cannot stress how much the Spotify DJ feature never plays anything I want to listen to

Writing an article for HuffPost about fake concert tix resells, specifically for Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. Have you ever been scammed by someone selling fake tickets on social media? Have you successfully bought tix on social media? DMs are open #journorequest #sourcerequest

Battle-hardened Taylor Swift fans are sharing red flags and tips to help others avoid concert ticket scams online. huffpost.com/entry/how-make…

Elon Musk announced that he will restrict the term "cisgender" on twitter, declaring it a slur. This is a recycling of anti-gay tactics, which declared "straight" a slur. "Cis" has a long history, and I examine it here. Subscribe to support my work. erininthemorning.com/p/cisgender-is…