Welcome to The Docklands. On your left is a sculpture of a half finished ferris wheel.

Welcome to The Royal Botanic Gardens. To your left are statues of Australian heroes Donald Bradman, Edmund Barton and Schapelle Corby Corby.

Welcome to Transport night club. When alighting please be careful of passing traffic and Matthew Newton.

Welcome to Crown Casino. To your left is the Yarra River, to your right is Jason Akermanis.

Welcome to the Melbourne Museum. Home to Phar Lap, an Amargasaurus and Rhonda Burchmore.

Our next stop is the Australian Centre of the Moving Image. Please pull the cord to alight here. ...Anyone? ....No?

Welcome to Arts Centre Melbourne. Please keep all naked flames away from the spire.

Welcome to the Docklands film studios. This is where classic Aussie films are made, such as.... Ummm..... Errr.... Alight here for Costco.

The Number 96 Tram may be cheap, but I'm free. Plus I run circles around her.

Have you tried Melbournes rental bikes yet? Didn't think so.

Welcome to St. Kilda. On your left is a high school. Please do not feed the Kim Duthie.

Welcome to Melbournes Arts Precinct. Apologies for the delay, we are just waiting for the tumbleweeds to pass.

Sometimes I feel as though I'm just going around in circles.

Welcome to Melbourne Central train station and shopping complex. キャリッジの中で降ろし、交通を渡すことを時降りる寿司注意しなさい

To your right is Central Pier. Please do not look to your left- there is absolutely nothing to see.

BRB. Just got to nip down to China town.

Welcome to the @midsumma Carnival. Would the Liza Minelli impersonator move down the carriage- your eyelashes are blocking the doorway.

Welcome to the Royal Melbourne Zoo. Home to Australia's great predators: dingos, yellow bellied black snakes and Ricky Nixon.

Welcome to Southbank. Alight here for Crown Casino and Shopping Complex. Bogan.