Just had a great time at Platypus World and not watching an experiment go wrong. PhantomPeakUK

DJANGO Episodes 1 & 2 broadcast TOMORROW in the UK on Sky TV and Now TV!

Ya girl’s in the Wild West! 🤠 #Django #SkyOriginal #YeeHaw

I say this with love and compassion, not to gloat - a lot of British media figures who are shocked at the BBC’s treatment of Gary Lineker today might perhaps have listened to trans people (and other minorities!) when we pointed out this problem several times in the last few years

WRITER FRIENDS! Introducing your new editor. Check out her site and give her a go! cljediting.com

INT, TWITTER HQ, NIGHT:

Elon stumbles into the dark, empty office, bottle in hand, and collapses. He hears a slow clap. The exec chair rotates to reveal…

ABI: You should have verified me when I applied for it, Elon. It’s been me all along, Elon. The author of all your pain.

The real Game of Thrones #ElizabethII #HouseOfTheDragon

Deeply brilliant

I've had the most amazing weekend at Jericho's Festival of Writing 2022 #YFoW22 I've learnt so much, made amazing new friends and I will absolutely be back next year! 🥰

Yep, there's nothing I want more at 40% off during a heatwave than a heavy knit jumper and beanie.

Absolutely fine. How do you feel when blind people say they're reading a Braille book rather than touching it?

A clip from Don’t Look Up, and then a real TV interview that just happened

Colleagues are IMPLORING us to stand. We are considering our options and will act solely in the best interests of the country.

Throwing my hat in the ring for the six-part TV farce:

True story.

All the letters, large and small case. Quartz veins in stone.
Molly Montgomery collects natural unedited rocks on the beach creating an alphabet that took years.

“I’m drawing a comic. You can write it.” “Okay. Do you need me to come up with a story?” “Dada I already know the story. It’s called ‘Mr Wildflowers and the Evil Attack of Bloodsucking Joe’.”

Six years old and his titles are already better than mine.

Holy. Shit. What a brilliant, horrifying cover.

All the little angels rise up, rise up.
All the little angels rise up high!
How do they rise up, rise up, rise up?
How do they rise up, rise up high?
They rise heads up, heads up, heads up, they rise heads up, heads up high!
#glorious25thofmay #Discworld