My resolution in 2024 is to be as happy as Geno jumping up and down after that goal. #LGP

I like to picture Rhys in the ACOTAR series as a taller and slightly broader shouldered Kris Letang.

Cassian would be the Sidney Crosby of his team if Illyrians played hockey and you can’t convince me otherwise. #ACOTAR

If I wasn’t already crying over fictional men with wings, I certainly am over Fleury’s 1000th game. #FlowerForever #LGP

Getting my car battery replaced and my dad taunts me by saying it is karma for stealing his electric coffee grinder. What he failed to mention is the coffee grinder in question was nearly 10 years old. And it died 3 months after I stole it. 😒

There are celebrity memoirs and then there is Molly Shannon’s memoir.

If I was Clarence Thomas I’d take the motor coach from Last Week Tonight simply for the refrigerator filled with LaCroix Pure.

Started off Women’s History Month with the news that SJM had coffee with Margot Robbie and all the book babes are losing their minds.

We can only hope that JJ Watt will join the #ACOTAR side of TikTok and document his journey through the SJM universe.

LETS GOOOOOOOO

Dugan is doing a great job distracting me today knowing the Pens aren’t in the Stanley Cup Playoffs.

Who else is waiting for JJ Watt to finish #ACOTAR?

Sometimes I just sit and think about all the musicians that would have appeared on One Tree Hill if it was filmed today.

I’d punch someone in the face for an iced coffee delivered to my parents’ house.

I can’t decide what is more irritating: my mom watching tiktoks at full volume for over an hour or when we were kids, my dad playing every ringtone over and over again to wake us up.

All I really want to see is Kamala Harris’s social team play smash or pass with the VP contenders to announce her running mate.

I never knew my insomnia could miss something until I found The Bob’s Burgers Movie is back on Disney.

As if we aren’t stressed enough, the Pittsburgh Penguins gives us a shootout. 🫠

I see you The Ohio State University Marching Band playing Fat Bottom Girls at the Rose Bowl.

But for real, Fandango is winning the TikTok final bow.