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Mercedes, Apparently

@mel_thegreat

aka Melissa Blue. Contemporary romance writer. My books are filled w/banter & filth. Geek. Editor. (she/her) Buy me a https://t.co/KRGNQa9gIh

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It's 10 p.m. on an American holiday night.

And I am just remembering how chloe x halle held the music game together in 2020.

It was a wild time.

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I just took my first pool swim of the summer. I have been fist-fighting depression since August.

The sound of joy, for me, is truly the wet, squeak of flip-flops after I have spent a finger-wrinkle amount of time in a pool.

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I need someone to invite me on their podcast so I can pontificate on why the Keith Lee Effect fails once corporations become involved even tho both are participating in capitalism.

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Wondering if I can apply for IT positions since I have been my own IT department since 2004 w/my Dell (then HP, then Levono, another HP, etc.)

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I'm trying to find a doc file for a thing and I am seeing a lot of WIP names. I have an unfinished WIP called Horny.

That tells you everything you need to know about me. lmao

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I've been sitting on the writing bench long enough I am starting to remember your government names only.

Oh, gawd. I am down bad.

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Sometimes I think I am a super fan of some ppl, too invested, and then I see someone has made a fan video.

Naw. I'm not that much of fan. I'm truly too lazy.

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Life and the world is rough right now, but the fucking French roll is BACK.

I want to celebrate in the streets. For me there is no Black hairstyle that serves classy c**t the way it does.

And it's back by popular demand.

All I would need is the pompadour to return for full joy

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