I'm lactose intolerant.

But I have bought sour cream.

Tonight is going to be a very high and a very low.

I prepped meat to make tamales and then I realized what it takes to make tamales.

That meat will be used as a bad for tacos.

I don't make the rules even when I'm making the rules.

Me: Will pay $20+ to never watch a TV commercial.
Me: Will watch 4,600 ads on free game app bc it makes my brain happy to play free game.

Speaking of my Google Drive, I have accumulated scripts of popular movies. (At one time I thought I would switch over to writing them so I needed study material.)

Would you like access to those? I can put them in a folder and share them.

What did insomniacs even do before the Internet?

It's 2 a.m. and you suddenly want to know if kelp and seaweed are the same thing.

You don't have a Britannica collection and there are only informercials on TV.

My gawd. How horrible.

I learn so much about knitting during these lives. tiktok.com/t/ZTL5mX7Fc/

My Roman Empire is I want to be an auntie, but I am too poor to truly be an auntie.

And that says to me an auntie involves money. As much as it involves emotional investment in a person you didn't raise.

Speaking of Scooby Doo--I mean, just brace bc that's going to be every tweet until Monday--Mystery, Incorporated could have been the best reboot/addition to the franchise had they simply hired writers who didn't hate women.

My dying hill.