Hahahaha. Houston.

Perfect metaphor for what Trump and Vance are doing to the US economy.

Yeah, that’s not Luka and I’m going on a diet immediately

People can vote: - by mail - in advance polls - early at an EC office - on election day Making this seem like some attack on Christianity is embarrassing. It’s not. Indeed, families will be gathering and can go vote together on Saturday. So wholesome!

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be: When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

The bus will return in three days

Pierre Poilievre was asked in the #LeadersDebate why he still refuses to get the normal security clearance. Poilievre again lied, starting with the lie that he “already got one so there’s no problem with that.” 10 years ago. That’s not how clearances work and he knows it.

hey man can you hold this gun for a sec? make sure to grip it so your fingerprints really get on there

The conspiracy theory about Elections Canada and pencils is like a lot of conspiracy theories: it’s a breakdown of institutional trust, it’s bad faith actors preying on the gullible, and it’s stupid.

I don't think JD Vance killed the Pope, I think meeting JD Vance probably drained the Pope's will to live. It's subtly different.

Vancouver, we’re coming to you! 🗣️

This is a 100% lie. There is no other word to describe it. Nobody ever said this was a « plausible scenario for Canada on the current path ». It’s a report by a group that specializes in hypothetical outside the box scenarios and that’s all it is. The desperation…

Thank fuck.

Everyone trying to keep tabs on the Blues-Jets and Dubs-Rockets rn:

Made an audible yelling noise at that last shot. This series will be fun.

Mark Carney sitting there patiently listening to Trump ramble like a convenience store clerk waiting for an elderly customer to finish talking about the weather before tapping their card to buy lottery tickets #cdnpoli

Smart play for the Vatican to go with an American Pope to avoid tariffs

Oh that is nutty.

Spoken like a man who is “6’3” and 215 pounds”.

I don't understand why any head of state would seek a meeting in the Oval Office these days.