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I pretend to like people every day. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we get to buy alcohol. :)

How is it almost six o'clock Sunday evening already?!

@dadofanz <3 queen

@dadofanz tried to message you but can't? sorry for your loss.

"[The worst thing a girl] can say is 'I just wanna be friends'....." "Bitch, I got friends!!!" I love @RonFunches on Undateable!

rewatching After Midnight feat. Chris D'Elia. great combo of comics; even funnier the second time! "oh, too soon?!!" chris is so angry but so hot.

Pens and Sharpies are the crack cocaine of nursing.

why is fruit so expensive like i want some damn strawberries not the tears of jesus

@dadofanz sounds fun! hope life is getting back to normal for you.

3 days later & I'm still laughing @ the 'He has a coat on!' bit from #Undateable with bianca kajlich & Chris D'Elia. This show must be renewed!

Everyone should go to a Hobby Lobby store, fill up their shopping carts, then pull out at the last second.

Can I get a religious exemption for paying back my student loans? They've done a lot more damage than contraception has. #SCOTUS

@dadofanz travel safe!

@dadofanz adorable!

Welcome to adulthood. Hope you enjoy panic attacks.

Ugh. Guy sitting outside hotel room in hotel room desk chair so drunk he pissed his pants. But still drinking! Keep it classy, buddy.

@dadofanz jealous! grilled cheese is a comfort food of mine.

Too bad we all just cant be brutally honest on discharge instructions/clinical summaries like this place...

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