about to eat a mcchicken <3

my life? a lie.

The Royal Wedding (2023)

i’ll be four drinks in in a new city like “Aww I’m moving here”

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

Travis Kelce talking to Taylor Swift after the game asking her if she saw his touchdown

happy 1989 eve. prepare to be sick of me

58 degrees out on December 15th… should I stop putting money into my 401k

three wise men? three? be serious

Taylor Swift makes the Super Bowl in her first year in the league. Elite.

Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce kissing on the field after his team won the AFC Championship

me when i hear justin bieber start singing somebody to love during the halftime show

just spent $25 on touchtunes only for my friends to switch bars this is what jesus must have felt like at the last supper

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

fresh out the slammer I know who my first call will be to

Diet Coke is just a fridge cigarette