It’s so funny to me how when people get pregnant on purpose it’s a “celebration” but when people get pregnant on accident it’s a “consequence”

Remember when everybody had these glasses lol

Seriously tho, this misogynistic attempt at shaming these women about sex while doing their job is pathetic

I don’t even have any prospects right now but for some reason I really wanna go to a jewelry store and try on engagement rings just to see which carat size and shape looks good on my hand lol sad

Ellis Hendrix✨ I *just* got this IG ad lmao

I feel like as far as fragrance goes, vanilla is on its way out and tea-based fragrances (matcha, oolong, golden maté, etc.) are now in

3 of my exes hit me up and I slept with 2 of them…this mercury retrograde is kicking my ass 😭😭😭

I got to break the news to my Uber driver that there’s a new MGK album and now we’re listening to it max volume with the windows down driving thru the canyons lol LA rules

It’s so telling that most of these dudes on Feeld have “FFM” on their desires list and not “MMF” 🤔 fucking cowards lmao

TIL that “casual monogamy” is a thing?

DO SOMETHING Travis Kelce 😭😭😭

Dating apps are insane

I’m suddenly very interested in Minnesota Vikings football! SKOL!!! 💜💛

Comparing men who sexualize minors to objects that women use to masturbate…it’s not the same, Charles you fucking weirdo

One of my favorite internet famous cats was put to rest today and I’m so sad about it I’m sorry I have parasocial relationships with animals instead of celebrities!!!

Not me Googling “The Reef” so I can go see this in person lmao

I’ve never needed anything more…

If he’s not like this, I don’t want it

Hey clients and potential clients, just a quick PSA to let you know that there is NEVER a reason to let an escort know that you’re cheating on your wife or girlfriend, just give us your money and shut up

I’m missing Minnesota State Fair this year 😭😭😭