#ADHD reality: taking out your contacts and getting distracted before saline. Happy new contact day!

Maybe my fave webinar I’ve ever hosted, because I’m trying to unlearn sales tactics that don’t feel good 👇🏼

Wish there was a way to filter library/kindle books to remove problematic white authors.

My dog has a feeder ball. He waits for the kids to take pity on him and feed him, piece by piece. Cant tell if it’s superior politeness, learned helplessness, or extreme laziness.

Absolutely adored this M/M Cold War romance between an FBI agent & KGB operative by AsterGlennGray! Perfect execution of rivals-to-lovers, road trip + forced proximity tropes.

Sometimes when I see marketing images of bros with their fancy cars, I consider a photo shoot with my minivan. (To be fair, it does have heated leather seats. #fancyAF)

Every time I read a #RomanceBooks shower sex scene, I get totally preoccupied with think about how many shower-related injuries there are every year and hope my characters don’t slip & hit their heads.

Doing important work in the world, bringing SEO to entrepreneurs to decrease dependence on social media AND romance recommendations to smash the damn patriarchy.

The fun thing about ADHD is that I forget about Twitter for weeks and then I log on and fall into complete time blindness for 2+ hours to catch up.

Finally reading Scoundrel of my Heart after it made the @FatedMates Best of 2021, and the plot is just as much of a wild rollercoaster as @sarahmaclean promised. Way more jaw-dropping plot twists than I expect from a historical. And damn can Lorraine Heath write a steamy scene!

Is anyone sick of the never-ending pressure to make more, do more, and be more? To grow and evolve and get better every single day? To always try to be the best at everything? And to document your entire life’s journey on social media for the world to see? Because I am. 🤗

This morning I woke up alone with someone else’s gum in my hair. My kids don’t chew gum. #marriageisgross

LOVED this gender swapped “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days” retelling from @authorandiej. A clever conflict of relationship vs career, and the characters chemistry was 🌶 🌶🌶

What does my kid want to be when he grows up? A red rainbow 🌈 His preschool teacher said she asked him 3x over a few hours to be sure, he was adamant about it. GUYS I WANNA BE A RED RAINBOW TOO

Sometimes I think, “don’t worry, the grownups will come up with a great solution!” And then the sinking realization hits: “Oh shit, we ARE the grownups.” 😬

Today was an expensive day, thanks to r/RomanceBooks ... reddit.com/r/RomanceBooks…

This is how “I’ll just write this email to a friend” turned into a 7000 word blog post and outline for a full length indie book. And I *can’t stop thinking about it*

My anxiety is so much better since I started writing fiction, because instead of fixating on real things, I escape into my characters world. Downside: This weekend I completely missed Fathers Day because my brain was gone ... 🥴