I spend so much time hating my body and then I see a picture of me and I learn I remember I just grew up with 90’s body standards.

There's nothing you can do that can't be done Nothing you can sing that can't be sung Nothing you can tweet that can’t be twote

New hyper fixation is going strong. I made bead-mo! 🙌

Look, the sharks and I have made a deal. They stay in the water and I stay on the land. It’s a binding contract that neither party has broken and I don’t think it’s any coincidence that I haven’t lost any limbs yet.

Fit check for the paranormal circus 🧡🖤🧡

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What a bargain

Henry isn’t mad. He’s just disappointed.

i love it when i stump the IT guy. aha you thought this would be a quick ticket. just remote in, click one button, and make me look like a fool. but alas, i have fucked things up more than you could’ve imagined

Take lion’s mane, they say. You’ll have vivid dreams they say. Well, last night I dreamt I was Martha Washington flying to Jupiter to look for space geodes with Nick from “The New Girl”. And it wasn’t bad but I do have to grapple with the fact that my brain came up with that.

“you never think it will happen to you” Wrong. I’ve created every disaster in my head and worried accordingly. I’m the definition of prepared for bad news.

I will never draw a spiral staircase again but it turned out cute 😊

have we given a name to earth’s mini moon? may i suggest moon deng

It’s my birthday. Please enjoy this pic of my chonky boy Henry.

I found frost flowers in the woods today 💟

Thrift stores are magical

i don’t want to be in the loop or out of the loop. i want to be aware of the loop & its contents but free from any loop-related responsibilities