how is doechii out streaming MJ like she’s cool and all but come on who’s bumping that shit that heavy

sabrina carpenter makes generic music for boring people, gimme another artist to give my hateful opinion on let’s keep the chain going!

it’s been brought to my attention that my 2 last tweets make it seem like i hate women in music. this is false. to prove this is will now cast hatred on a mainstream male artist. Kendrick hasn’t released a great song since 2017, and everyone is so up on his dick for nothing

taylor swift has some bangers but FUCK ME, talk about recycling the same shit over and over. gets to a point where u hear all this shit about her horrible exes and start to think she is the problem

olly murs screams chinos, perv

went to greggs after night shift. sign says open from 7:30 on a sunday. try opening door doesn’t work. lady comes out from the back and mouths “8:30” to me. i look back perplexed. i then proceed to mine killing myself to her. easter shmeaster papa want sausage roll

i waited till it opened and apologised for being dramatic

twitter

listening to a man named “Pisser” share his insights on the trans community. very eye opening stuff. let’s see how “Beany” responds!

3 Gary Lineker

handed my notice in. this is actually a really big decision for me because i need security or i start spazzing out but fuck it i’m goated watch me make millions

just finished final day at work! unemployment is scaring me lowkey

on holiday rn kinda turnt

bring back pebbles in the house

ACAB (all custodes are bastards) however i am/have considered playing them, ahhh idk so many choice wth like what

if anyone wants to get me a killer bday present get me a toasty special

i prefer isis to the idea of the head of my penis being chopped off #sorrynotsorry

god bristol is full of tramps

the chinese are entranced by seagulls

i’ve been ouchere for like 3 weeks now