New emery figure! He’s made from sculpy and a ben and jerrys lid

my w avatar

i am NOT a cocomelon parent. you gonna sit down and watch house md

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my baby so woke his first word was dni

(arguing with someone with multiple personalities) hey so uh, is there like a manager i could speak to here or

thank you apple

charlie kirk tweets before 2018:

͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ 𝗘𝗿𝗿𝗼𝗿 Your account is currently locked due to several reports made on your account for being a fat fucking chud. For more information please contact X Support. ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏

fun discord quirk: 1. send any message 2. send this: s//$' 3. repeat step 2 until satisfied

drinking a lot of water and then slapping my fat belly

transfem!wilson: hey guys… im coming out as transgender i hope that's okay with yall transphobic!chase: Oh. transmed!cuddy: Are you getting the surgery or what?? chaser!house: No dont get the surgery wilson

i actually need to delete everything on this account bro

thats cool

as someone who once was a little girl and now am not I do not feel comfortable with any argument that I either do not know myself and I MUST have always been nonbinary or else conversion therapy would somehow be okay just because my gender HAS changed over time

Honey ૮₍ ´ ꒳ `₎ა Also, it’s helpful to report not just to Twitter, but also to NCMEC, they can do more than Twitter to actually help the situation, sometimes Twitter won’t even do anything but NCMEC will do something, even the FBI can help too. NCMEC cyber tip line ⬇️ report.cybertip.org

so satisfying to eat an orange. there was a sphere and now it’s gone

more like google meat just kidding