Would you pay $30 to take a nap? Of course not. Yet here I am, signing up for a yin yoga class..

This is bad, second of course to when my friend accidentally texted 19 screenshots of a conversation with her crush back to him

Genuinely saw these and was like omg Wicked x flowers collab

Why did someone post this petition in our town Facebook group. And who are you calling a slob like omg

Literally every single train line I took yesterday (C, F, L) had major delays… Kind of the same vibe as when me and rommmate and bf all have flop days. Sometime it all hits at once for everyone

Having what I call a “ghost oyster” which is amazing cost-saving method where when I fill an empty shell with the mignonette sauce and lemon juice and just have that

These fun facts are lowkey leaving me with more questions than answers … what does “literally everything” entail

Brave enough to say I’m in a sweet tooth gap relationship.. I feel like every time I propose dessert and my bf is like “idk if I want that but you should still get it!!!” it’s like I got shot

Me and my roomie’s friend staying at our NYC apartment said “don’t worry btw I can just sleep on the couch” baby there’s no couch 😭❤️

This and being suddenly hit by the most violent food poisoning I’ve ever experienced >>>>>

Going to Disneyland

When someone legit wants to be a dentist it’s like ok yes you should definitely do that

Must be so annoying you operate heavy machinery on a daily basis……. Any medication ur like okay and let me see annddddd yup can’t. Fml

Poland being coastal…. Now that is completely interesting

We could theoretically all still vote huda and Chris best couple to expose to shortcomings of the entire love island system à la sponsors sending Katniss the items she needed to succeed in the arena

At the airport looking for the Bank of America lounge

I know she was nervous before going out to sing😭

Girl anything is nuuly if you keep the tags on!

Bf has jury duty on my birthday

May I get my extra dirty mar— sorry, my sexually empowered & expressive martini?