she call me a dwarf the way I delve too greedily and too deep and awaken shadow and flame in the darkness of her Khazad-dum

calling yourself a nazi in america should get you shot on sight we fought a war about this

good choice

used to be commander in chief of my pimp shit

My grandfather would’ve turned 78 today

help

s’mores pop tarts are the only thing that taste as good as ***** feels

is nothing sacred?

coming down with a cold, got out 2 hours late from work, no other dogs at the dog park. me and my dog are both gonna kill our selves

they should make hinge but for finding someone to bring you soup

best caliber firearm to clear your sinuses with?

if guys are trying to prove that they’re not sexual predators then I don’t think that putting names and locations of women on the internet is going to help

I only spend $63 a week on groceries by eating 3 Costco hotdogs twice a day

I swear every few months everyone gets mad at Sydney Sweeney doing something that a conservative white woman would do when we already know she’s from a conservative white family

i’m doing the 9/9/9 challenge at the dodger stadium my chemical romance show

they keep replacing my favorite corner food joints with $15 taco and $19 sandwich shoppes

back in my day we wouldn’t doomscroll, we would smash that stumbleupon button until we found a website that was a 10x10 grid of the same YouTube video with each square a a little delayed and it made you feel high

taking pulls of nyquil like an alcoholic