the four horsemen of the apocalypse

Please go give my friend Cat a follow, they’re fucking hilarious LMAOOOO

why is my feed full of random ah posts and not my dino friends holy shit

hate when i moisturise my fins and make my seaphone greasy

Blocked this freak after he made a poll asking if he should fuck animals as well. Sorry, but roleplaying as a guy who fucks dinosaurs/animals in an attempt to gain followers/be funny is disgusting. Jokes about beastiality are absolutely foul.

Apparently I’m dating T-Rex ??? Ummm….if that’s true, I’ve been neglected in this relationship!

I’m lowkey looking skinny today…

Oh my goddddddddd I’m so stumped they’re all so delicious…… Mosasaurus

When I make plans and actually have to go through with them

Megalodon

The state I’m found in after spraying lavender on my bed and taking 2 sleeping pills

Does this tutu make my tail look big?

This is incredible holy shit

Saw a school of fish near my home. I don’t think they have a permit to be here. Hm…I’m eating good today

Why are all my friends being kidnapped and locked in a lab..

i’m heartbroken

Waiting for shark therapy to begin while tweeting